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Funny Quotes
2007/08/31,11:37

When browsing for the quotes of George Bernard Shaw, I had learnt how funny he was, in addition to being thoughtful.

GB Shaw

Here are some of those!

A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.

Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

I never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from people.

Kings are not born: they are made by artificial hallucination. 

Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food. 

Thanks to gettyimages.com for the picture and to brainyquote.com for the quotes.

 
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